I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM | funny sarcastic soy candle

I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM | funny sarcastic soy candle

Marsoni

M251S

$21.95

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I SPEAK FLUENT SARCASM | funny sarcastic soy candleThis is a 14 oz. soy candle. Hand poured. 100% Natural Soy Wax. Contains NO dyes, and is natural in color. All natural COTTON wicks only. No lead, no zinc. We do NOT use essential oils we use high quality candle fragrance oils, most of which are also skin safe. Choose your own fragrance from the drop down list. We use the maximum amount of high quality fragrance the wax will hold, so you will get the best hot and cold scent throw. Comes in a reusable

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This toy is very versatile. There's no stuffing yet it's very soft so it can be used as a tug toy. It also makes for a fun fetch toy because it has a cavity to put a water bottle. It gives your dog something that crinkles and can be pierced when bitten and easily replaced with another empty bottle whenever necessary. That is what really makes this toy the standout of all the ones offered by Best Pet imo. I don't expect this to last forever but once my pup gets bigger we'll probably get the large size for her because there's not too many all in one fetch and tug toys at an affordable price.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 15, 2026

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Cowey Crew

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 4

Great Toy, but Big Dogs Destroy the Squeakers Fast

Color: Wild Duck, Hare, Squirrel & Alligator, Size: Large

My big dogs had the squeaker torn out in no time, but my little dog absolutely loves this toy. It’s the perfect size for her, and she carries it everywhere. Durable enough for small pups, just not tough enough for heavy chewers. Still a fun toy overall!

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Reviewed in the United States on February 15, 2026

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Leigh Evans

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 5

Fun for dogs

Color: Green/Alligator, Size: Small

Smaller than I expected, but the two little dogs love it! They love shaking it, making it squeak, tugging it against each other & chasing it when I throw it to fetch. They often sleep laying on it.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026

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AngelKlein2275

Cuba, US

★★★★★ 3

WEIRD feature - requires a water bottle

Color: Cow, Size: Large

Cute, but buyer beware. Maybe the description said this, but who would think to read for this.... You have to insert an empty bottle (like an old water bottle) for it to make the crinkle noise. There is a velcro spot at the base where you can open it and insert the water bottle for the noise factor and your dogs entertainment. I've yet to do that, but feel like my dog is gonna figure out the velcro and get the bottle out in no time. Seems like a waste of money. I could just give her an empty water bottle without the toy for free.

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Reviewed in the United States on June 9, 2026

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Alice

Draper, US

★★★★★ 5

Best dog toy!

Color: Multicolor/Alligator & Wild Duck, Size: Medium, Color: Multicolor/Alligator & Wild Duck, Size: Medium

Best dog toy! Most dog toys lady maybe a week or less but this one has been going strong for almost 2 months. Both the squeekers still work on both toys i purchased. My vizsla loves ti squeek and carry it around. We added an empty water bottle in the pocket cavity for some extra fun! Yes, we are still on the same water bottle! Fantastic durability.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026