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99 Ways to Die

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99 Ways to DieBy: Ashely Alker Published by St. Martin's Press, 2026 01 13 An illuminating, hilarious, and practical guide to 99 of the most terrifying ways to die and how to avoid them from an emergency medicine doctor. Dr. Ashely Alker is a self described death escapologistor, in more familiar terms, an emergency medicine doctor. She has seen it all, from flesh eating bacteria to the work of a serial killer to the more mundane but no less deadly, and her work
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Valerie Stapleton
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
Longest lasting toy in our toy box
Size: 6 in, Color: Blue
My German shepherd/Austrian shepherd mix destroys toys very quickly. This is his longest lasting toy that he actually uses and still has no visible signs of destruction.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 11, 2026
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BBL
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
actually durable
Size: 6 in, Color: Blue
my puppy shreds every "indestructible" toy I give to her instantly. she's had one for months and it is only missing a corner of it, so I bought a spare. it also smells like food. she loves it.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 4, 2025
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Shelley P.
Natrona Heights, US
★★★★★ 5
Excellent teething tool!
These are very safe and durable. They have greatly helped my teething puppy and his desire to chew on absolutely everything.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
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Patrick A Adams
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Great chew toy
The bam bone is definitely a great choice for a dog that loves to chew whenever I hand my dog one of these he just gets excited and then he’ll just chew on it for at least 1520 minutes at the beginning and then it will last him for at least good three weeks to a month before I need to get him another one that’s why I definitely like the two pack
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Reviewed in the United States on November 18, 2025
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AL
New York, US
★★★★★ 5
Small chewer dog friendly...2 in package..Funx2
Shiba pup LOVES these. We play fetch in the back yard with one and the other is to gnaw on rather than my couch inside!! He is a super super duper chewer and really enjoying his new teeth so much that he's gnawed past the brown of the stick to white plastic so I had to take 1 away. It's a smaller stick 6-8 inches so I do worry about him walking or running while playing fetch and falling (new feet too!!) and hurt his mouth or throat. I will definitely be replacing it at least 1x while he's small but I wouldn't recommend this item to a big dog with big teeth.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2021

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