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Women's Don't Trust the Universe T-Shirt
Women's Don't Trust the Universe T-Shirt
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Women's Don't Trust the Universe T-Shirt

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$30.00
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Women's Don't Trust the Universe T-ShirtSure your spiritual and new age friends are always spouting aphorisms like "everything happens for a reason," but you know better. If you trust that gnawing existential dread in your stomach more than karma, destiny, or fate you know what we're talking about. Let your pessimist flag fly with this funny cynical shirt that embraces cosmic chaos. The universe doesn't have a plan and in the end nothing really matters. Show off your nihilist tendencies in
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Kendall
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 3
Has multipurpose
Very oil based. Makes me smell like a pot roast after application. Works well for under eye cream
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2026
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Bryon G. Vance
Boise, US
★★★★★ 5
Good stuff. I like the bigger tube.
Good stuff. I like the bigger tube.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 25, 2026
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Diana gutierrez
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Buen tamaño y calidad
Buen tamaño y calidad, llego muy rapido
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Reviewed in the United States on May 4, 2026
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Hummingbird
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Larger than chapst
Its larger than the normal chap stick that you're accustomed too. Goes on very smooth , it has a creamy texture to it.
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Jane B
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 4
Black stuff in tube and in balm
I bought in January and the tube has black stuff in the tube and in balm.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026

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