Cynical Affirmations

Marsoni

M251S

$41.00

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Cynical AffirmationsCynical Affirmations includes 52 mantras for the modern hellscape. Each affirmation card in this deck features a darkly funny affirmation that helps you laugh at our modern dystopia. If you're more of a storm cloud than a ray of sunshine, this is the affirmation deck for you! Why you need it: 52 darkly funny quotes which serve as an alternative to the trite toxic positivity featured in traditional affirmation decks perfect for validating your contempt

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It arrived on time and as advertised. I actually ordered 2 of the Playology toys and my boy did not like either. Total waste of $40 for the 2 toys. The toys are did not smell(to me at least) like the scent they advertised and my boy is sooooo food motivated and such a chewer that I was sure he would love these. Hasn’t touched them since the day I gave them to him. Very disappointed.

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Reviewed in the United States on July 1, 2025

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Teresa Rafeek

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 2

Not Rottweiler proof

Lasted about an hour.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 13, 2025

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